Pizza for President

"because literally ANYTHING would be better"

Question: Could a pizza make a better President than Donald Trump?

Answer: ABSOLUTELY

Question: But WHICH pizza?

Answer: Any! it could be...

Literally ANYTHING would be better

President Pizza

Yummy
Makes people happy
Unifier
Healthier

President Trump

Gross
Makes people angry
Divisive
Fake ingredients

Question (you are now asking yourself): How can I make this happen?!

Answer: Click to donate!